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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S14 E16, “The Heartbreak Dog”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (1); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S14 E16:
At least I've had an orgasm.
1 It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Well, I'm sorry, but Kim Kardashian did get famous for making a sex tape.
You're worse than that Juliette Lewis who makes out with dogs.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S14 E16:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S14 E16:
Like porn movies before sound.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S14 E16:
I wonder which one of us is the murderer? Okay, we ditch this stuff in the day room, and then I'm done with my volunteer hours and we never come back here again.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S14 E16:
Oh, Brian's a complete dick, we all know that, but I think we're losing sight of the point that Bonnie's a weird slut who's always letting you know she's open for business.
That's how I sweat, you dumb bitch.
- BRIAN
Son of a bitch! Bonnie, I understand now why you left.
What the hell happened? Ah! How do I walk?! Are these forever?! I also rubbed my butt on you while you were unconscious.
Joe has been making my life hell.
I do? Damn it.
Ow! Damn it! (groaning) Hey, Bri, came to try that apple pie you were texting about.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S14 E16:
I'm going to go get more wine.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S14 E16:
Oh, Brian's a complete dick, we all know that, but I think we're losing sight of the point that Bonnie's a weird slut who's always letting you know she's open for business.
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