Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S14 E18, “The New Adventures of Old Tom”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.
Across the episode we counted 9 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Affairs / cheating (1); Suicide & self-harm (1); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S14 E18:
1 It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
(women chattering) There's too many of them! We've got to start a chant so they'll file out into the street! All sex is rape!
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S14 E18:
Peter, what the hell happened to my underwear? They're all stretched out.
All right, I'm off to get more underwear.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S14 E18:
Sorry, sorry, my buddy sent me a bunch of Romanian porn, and now every girl I look at I imagine throwing onto a table.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S14 E18:
Oh, feel like I'm cheating on Tom Bergeron.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S14 E18:
Before you jump, could you just hand me this microphone, like you're passing me the torch? What the hell are you doing here? What am I doing? Getting an interview with a crazed jumper on the brink of suicide.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S14 E18:
We had a bottle of wine and a joint at Bonnie's house, and we want to watch Dallas Portland before the buzz wears off.
Today on CBS This Morning, we'll be talking about how much sleep you need to not be drunk from the night before.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.