Content guide
Preview first — about 14+
Family Guy S15 E5, “5. Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 14+. Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver.
Across the episode we counted 9 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (4); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S15 E5:
1 It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S15 E5:
This next song is about my dumb ex-boyfriend, who either mistreated me, cheated on me or went to massage parlors when I was out of town.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S15 E5:
I can't, Zach! I need them to sing! (GRUNTING) I'm so excited, I'm so excited (CRYING): I'm so scared! (SOBBING) Screech is going to stab someone on Christmas.
(SLURRING): How many tooths is not enough tooths? Well, kids, your father may have gotten beat up, but Uber's still a great job for anyone afraid to sell their blood.
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S15 E5:
Oh, my God, you bitch! Seriously? Taylor, this is my sister Meg and our dog Brian.
(NO AUDIO) (DOOR BELL JINGLES) That was one bitch of a class.
(BALLOON POPS, "AULD LANGNG SYNE" PLAYING) What the hell? Why would she do this? Wait, wait, wait.
What the hell's going on? This is what we do to Uber drivers in this town.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S15 E5:
Well, why don't you just kiss her, Griffin? Sorry, I just smoked a joint with the pickup truck kids.
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