Content guide
Preview first — about 14+
Family Guy S16 E14, “Veteran Guy”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 14+. After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.
Across the episode we counted 10 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (5); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S16 E14:
1 It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
I'm Kenny Loggins and you're a groupie I brought here for sex.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S16 E14:
But, Quagmire, there's spring break boobs everywhere! Come on, guys, I mean it.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S16 E14:
Thank you for protecting us and for posting revenge porn on Marine Corps message boards.
Violence & injury 5 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S16 E14:
We track down the - (BLENDER WHIRRING) Did you see all of those guns and weapons those evil frat boys had? I sure did.
(GUNS CLICKING) Ah, crap, we're gonna die.
Hey, where'd you get the machine gun? From the coastal patrol cutter.
"Machine gun" is item 49 of the 160-point inspection.
I can punch a big octopus a really long way.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S16 E14:
): Final boarding call for the "Are We Ready To Attack, We Are, And Many People Will Die" booze cruise.
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