Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Family Guy S16 E19, “The Unkindest Cut”, scores 3/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Nudity & bodies (3); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (5); Racism & slurs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S16 E19:
You call this fun? You're talking to a wooden doll to make up for the fact that you can't have sex anymore.
I feel like everyone watching knows I'm incapable of pleasing my wife sexually.
Damn it, Joe, stop with the sex birds! Look, I appreciate what you're trying to do, guys, but this is a disaster.
I'm not sure about urination or sex, but otherwise, yes.
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S16 E19:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Oh, my God! Quagmire lost his penis! All right, we got to let all the other boats know.
What is it again? White flag for "friendly," black for "not friendly," blue flag for "penis loss"? Oh, man, that sucks.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S16 E19:
I've had this computer blocked so you can discover all the other exciting things - on the Internet besides porn.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S16 E19:
It's like knives are stabbing into my crotch.
[GUN COCKS.]
- CHRIS
I think it's the guy talking! Quagmire, have you lost your mind?! I'm holding this gun until you start thinking straight.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S16 E19:
[GUN COCKS.]
All right, who's up for waterskiing?! - Hell yeah! - All right! Yeah, let's do it! Oh, that sounds amazing! I love boats.
Ah, hell, we're gonna be on the Internet.
Damn it! Why did I even open the door?! Ugh! Getting excited.
- GUN
Are you really gonna just sit there after all the crap white people have given you your whole life? You know, maybe you should hold this, Peter.
Racism & slurs 2 moments
How Racism & slurs shows up in Family Guy S16 E19:
…a Fam ily Guy! Is it me, or does David Ortiz look just like the mom on Good Times? - Oh, Peter, that's racist.
That's not racist.
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