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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S17 E14, “Family Guy Lite”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (2); Affairs / cheating (2); Alcohol & drugs (4); Fat-shaming (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S17 E14:
Yes, I'd like to enroll in a couple of classes so I can have sex with girls not old enough to get into bars.
Peter, say you're not gonna have sex with me.
1 It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
"Louise's mind was racing in anticipation "of the dirty hay sex that was gonna most definitely happen.
Sexy, huh? No, seems like a hassle, and expensive.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S17 E14:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
The play with Harry Potter's penis? Just my trusty steed here.
Affairs / cheating 2 moments
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S17 E14:
A Stable Affair by Lois Griffin.
Lois is writing a romance novel about a woman who is unhappy with her husband and begins to have a torrid affair with a caped lover who has horses.
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S17 E14:
"They spent the next 18 minutes "fighting off sneezes, in the throes of ecstasy.
They snort a row of live ants like cocaine.
But first I need to pick up this wine that Lois mentioned in her story.
Where's that part about the wine? "The doors magically opened.
Fat-shaming 3 moments
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S17 E14:
This means I'm the work fatty.
Peter, you got to lose weight.
All right, Peter, today we start helping you lose weight.
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