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Family Guy S18 E7, “7. Heart Burn”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Affairs / cheating (1); Suicide & self-harm (1); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S18 E7:
Our next love story is Romeo and Juliet, a 500-year-old tale about horny preteens that society somehow decided is classy and not perverted, even though two middle schoolers bang in it.
1 It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Now, if you'll excuse me, Helen's in my cabin, and I thought I'd give heterosexual sex a try.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S18 E7:
In Quahog? - No, in this porn store.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S18 E7:
I had an affair.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S18 E7:
I might as well just be dead! (COUGHS, CHOKING) (WEAKLY): Children having sex, two murders, double suicide.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S18 E7:
Hey, which line of cocaine is for the bathroom? - I think it's that one.
Like what? - "Have you ever tried wine?" "Can you keep a secret?" "You know this is your fault, right?" Yeah, he'll he'll make you question a lot about yourself.
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