Content guide
Preview first — about 14+
Family Guy S20 E12, “The Lois Quagmire”, scores 2/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 14+. At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (2); Affairs / cheating (2); Violence & injury (1); Suicide & self-harm (1); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S20 E12:
- Yeah, I know he's gonna try and sleep with me, but I'm a big girl, and I can handle Quagmire.
- I want you to meet the cocktail waitress I'm about to sleep with.
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
- Then I could shoot you down and feel sexually desirable and morally superior.
- And I shouldn't need the attention of another man - to feel sexy and young.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S20 E12:
- May I say that you have the breasts of an obese woman and the arms of an anorexic.
- What? This is Jenna. You might remember her boobs from hovering over your shoulder while pouring wine.
Affairs / cheating 2 moments
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S20 E12:
- The pizza guy's having a secret affair.
- Last night I was with Jenna for only four hours, and I cheated on her with the woman who was fixing the ice machine.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S20 E12:
- Hmm, I'm hearing a little Clapton mixed with hearing loss from going to the gun range too much.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S20 E12:
- All our husbands were Christmas suicides.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S20 E12:
- You know, the hotel sent champagne up for us last night.
- What is this, Mutters Against Drunk Driving? Lois, have a drink.
- Lois, where did you find him? Oh, you think he's so wonderful? Last night he screwed the cocktail waitress.
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