Content guide
Skip for under 13
Friends S3 E9, “The One With The Football”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 6 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Friends S3 E9:
- Ross sleeps with Chloe the copy-shop woman while 'on a break.'
- Joey
Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Friends S3 E9:
- Phoebe
Oh I got it!! (catches the ball) Oh! Ew! Broken boob! Ow!
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Friends S3 E9:
- Ross sleeps with Chloe the copy-shop woman while 'on a break.'
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Friends S3 E9:
- Chandler
(coming up under center, just like a real quarterback does, and puts his hands between Ross’s legs.) Twenty-three!! Seventy-four!! (Ross stands up and looks at him) You wanna go shotgun?
- Chandler
(from the shotgun) Hike!
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.