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Skip for under 13
Friends S9 E12, “Phoebe's Rats”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (6); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 6 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Friends S9 E12:
- Main-cast women kissing is used as a sitcom gag.
- Joey
So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? (thinks about it) Yeah, sounds about right.
- Chandler
Allright, fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. Because you know as well as I do that once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he's going to have sex with it.
- Ross
What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
- Joey
What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off?
- Ross
Joey, come on now, for me! Please, just-just try to focus your sexual energy on someone else.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Friends S9 E12:
- Joey
Fine ... mediocre porn
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Friends S9 E12:
- Monica
Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me! (put her glass down)
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