Content guide
Preview first — about 11+
Futurama S11 E6, “I Know What You Did Next Xmas”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 11+. Bender and Zoidberg travel through time to attack Robot Santa.
Across the episode we counted 24 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Violence & injury (12); Swearing (6); Alcohol & drugs (5). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Futurama S11 E6:
- Hermes
Yeah, but back then, it was some kinda meat market, where butchers would hook up and grind their sausages.
Violence & injury 12 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Futurama S11 E6:
- Scene: Planet Express building. Cut to the observatory as Zoidberg and Fry are still looking at Robot Santa's corpse.
- Bender
Okay. Now, we just add some extra weight to sink the corpse.
- Zoidberg
But we danced. And murdered.
- Bender
We kidnapped and murdered Santa!
- …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile"
- Don Cunningham
This year's rerun of There's a Holiday for Everyone is brought to you by... Mom's Old Fashioned Blood Remover. Now in oatmeal spice.
- Robot Santa is tested at shooting presents from his sack-gun. One of the presents hits the puppet scientist.
- Robot Santa fires his present gun causing all sorts of carnage. Cut back to the living room as Kif, Amy, Fry and the kids watch in horror.
- Zoom out to reveal a blood-written message on the wall saying "I'll always know what you did next Xmas!!!"
- From behind the door, we hear a mighty loud racket of carving and pounding. Having lost her patience, Leela karate punches the door down and the door lands right on top of Zoidberg.
- Leela
So, what happened to Santa? [sips some punch]
- :[Everyone gasps as Leela drops the very much alive Santa head on the table. She awkwardly drinks the spilt punch.]
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in Futurama S11 E6:
- …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo…
- …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation"
- Zoidberg
Damn it, Bender. I'm a doctor, not a time machine guy!
- Bender
Damn right, we are!
- …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm…
- …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots"
Alcohol & drugs 5 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Futurama S11 E6:
- Pan up to the clock, which ticks only two seconds and we pan down to Zoidberg and Bender singing drunkenly.
- Bender
[gasps] We could drunk drive the time machine to last Xmas and kidnap him! Then, he won't be able to deliver presents this Xmas!
- Bender
It's a good [flaming burp] idea. [Bender laughs drunkenly and spins the Xmas tree, taking a string of lights and making them into a lasso.] Whee! [laughs] Set course for last Xmas!
- Hermes
Nah, I'll just have a beer.
- Hermes walks over to Santa's chest, which is being used as a beer cooler.
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