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Skip for under 13
How I Met Your Mother S3 E1, “1. Wait for It”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. When Robin shows up with an Argentinean Adonis by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney and his performance is legen.wait for it.dary!
Across the episode we counted 11 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (4); Slut-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E1:
You cannot have sex on a windsurfing board.
I have crafted a list of every vehicle land-based, aquatic and airborne in which/on which it's possible to have sex.
And of those 33 vehicles, I have had sex in/on 31.
I don't go to your stupid country and try to seduce women with my sexy accent.
Robin and I are about to make fantastic aquatic sex on this windsurfing board.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E1:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Do you ask your tailor to leave extra room in the crotch for your huge vagina? You your vagina Ted, this chick is crazy.
Right boob bigger than the left boob, which some choose to look at as bra half empty, I choose to look at as bra half full.
Weren't you wearing a bra? The night was going great.
Slut-shaming 2 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E1:
That, dear boy, is a tramp stamp.
A tramp stamp.
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