Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
How I Met Your Mother S3 E6, “6. I'm Not That Guy”, scores 1/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. When a corporate law firm courts Marshall, lawyer Jeff Coatsworth wins him over, forcing him to let go of his dream of saving the earth in favor of the almighty dollar.
Across the episode we counted 13 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (5); Alcohol & drugs (4); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E6:
So you took my name and starred in Welcome To The Sex Truck? Yeah.
Architect, huh? You mean like a sex architect? What? Yeah, you know, you're on to something.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E6:
And before you know it, you're naked in my apartment shouting, "Oh, oh, Bar-r-r-ne-e-ey!" And by you, I mean her.
Porn / strippers / sex work 5 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E6:
- Porn / adult-channel plot is part of this episode.
Okay, I just found out I found a porno starring Ted Mosby! What are you what are talking about? I'm talking about Welcome to the Sex Plane, and look who plays the navigator, Ted Mosby.
I guess you're more used to saying that than hearing it, huh, Ted Mosby? Who is this guy? And why's my doctor watching porn? All right, let's meet your new doppelganger.
It's kind of weird hugging with porn on.
I got the job at the NRDC! And I found a porno starring Ted Mosby!
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E6:
Can I beer ya? Marshall was thrown.
Who do you think bought us this wine.
I was drunk, and it was a haze of cigars and scotch and Swayze, and they offered me, like, like, like, like, a lot of money.
Okay, two beers, and Ted, here's that yellow legal pad you asked for.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E6:
Yeah, and I'm sure complete accuracy in all those details was very important to the directors "Dirt and Skank, The Raunch Brothers.
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