Content guide
Preview first — about 12+
How I Met Your Mother S3 E12, “No Tomorrow”, scores 1/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 12+. When Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives like there's no tomorrow, he gets a post St. Patty's Day reality check from Marshall.
Across the episode we counted 13 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Alcohol & drugs (6); Racism & slurs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E12:
I really just want to hook up with you, leave before breakfast, and never see you again.
and then someone opens your eyes a little bit, and you realize Next message: I really want to hook up with you, leave before breakfast, and then never see you again.
Barney, where are you? In a cab, heading downtown with our hot and sexy dates for the evening.
You're very sexy when you yell, Marshall.
Alcohol & drugs 6 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E12:
Come on! Let's drink green beer.
Uh, excuse me? Are the girls in there hotter than our dates? I don't know if they're hotter, but they're drunker.
We have a bottle of tequila and shockingly deep belly buttons.
Garrido, second bottle of champagne gets you a complimentary ounce of caviar.
According to the bartender, I'm the guy that's been buying you champagne all night.
Are the girls in there hotter than our dates ? I don't know if they're hotter, but they're drunker.
Racism & slurs 3 moments
How Racism & slurs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E12:
And he's probably racist.
I don't want some Confederate general ghost teaching them his racism.
How is "racist ghost" better than "crooked"? Seriously, somebody tell me how that's better.
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