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How I Met Your Mother S3 E14, “The Bracket”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. When Barney's love life is sabotaged by a mystery woman, he turns to tournament bracketology to narrow down the field of 64 women with the most cause to hate his guts.
Across the episode we counted 9 flagged moments in 1 themes: Sex & hookups (9). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
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Sex & hookups 9 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E14:
Sleeping with Barney was the biggest mistake of my life.
Well, she-she said I hooked up with her? What was her name? What did she look like? She didn't say her name, but she had blonde hair, boobs.
We are not going to make a game out of the women you've tricked into sleeping with you.
You're kidding me! Sorry, but I did sleep with that girl twice.
" Are you nuts? That would involve me speaking to a woman I've already had sex with, which, frankly, is a little bit like changing the oil in a rental car.
I hooked up with her in an apartment I was pretending was my own, told her I loved her, and then ditched her there.
It's supposed to look like we're about to hook up, Robin.
I'm going to go to the bathroom now, but, uh, when I come back we'll go to my place and have sex.
I'm the guy who keeps a scrapbook of all of the women I have slept with, but I never thought I was the guy who would sleep with a girl and not even remember her.
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