Content guide
Preview first — about 12+
How I Met Your Mother S3 E19, “Everything Must Go”, scores 1/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 12+. When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
Across the episode we counted 13 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (3); Alcohol & drugs (6). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E19:
Did I sleep with you and then totally screw you over? No.
I care about the people I have sex with.
You're thinking of having sex with Ted? After four days without selling a single painting, Lily was getting desperate.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E19:
He'd only be gone a few moments, but when he returned So where were we? he'd get slapped.
Swearing 3 moments
How Swearing shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E19:
A rainbow? Sounds like that bitch had it coming.
I got a two-syllable "damn" in this dress.
A two-syllable "damn.
Alcohol & drugs 6 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S3 E19:
You? Heroin.
Do you like heroin? - Love it.
You know, movie night with my girlfriend, then waiting for her to go to bed so I can steal one pitiful moment of hollow ecstasy by the cold, blue light of my computer monitor.
What? Why just my clothes? We can sell my stuff, too, but I got to tell you, I think your Marc Jacobs cocktail dress is going to go for a lot more than my - "Split Happens" bowling shirt.
Are you kidding? We're popping the champagne right now.
Champagne for everyone, on me, the happiest guy in the world.
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