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How I Met Your Mother S4 E9, “9. The Naked Man”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. After Ted walks into the apartment to find Robin's date sitting on the couch in the buff, the gang realizes this method might be the easiest way to get their dates into bed with them.
Across the episode we counted 22 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (12); Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (3); Slut-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 12 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S4 E9:
She's so charmed by your confidence and bravado, she sleeps with you.
"The Naked Man" works! This is going to revoluonize the one-night stand! This is like the forward pass in football.
I call "slut!" Slut?! Oh?! Oh! Excuse me? I'm sorry,Robin,but you hooking up with this guy makes it seem like the only thing standing between you and sex is clothes.
I didn't just sleep with Mitch because he was naked.
Then why did you sleep with him? Becausehe,um He,uhuh,because I care about Mitch.
Marshall, I love you, but there's lots of reasons to have sex.
" You know,when you go out of town but instead of getting a hotel room,you go straight to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with a girl so you have a place to stay.
"Curiosity," as in "I've always wondered what it's like to have sex "with a really tall girl.
"The condoms are about to expire.
Some douchey guy I hooked up with left it here.
There's "makeup" sex Ooh.
"breakup" sex, Hmm and "your friend just told you about a new-position" sex.
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S4 E9:
It's called,"The Naked Man.
" "The Naked Man"? Goes like this: You're on a first date, you've had a few drinks, MITCH: You make an excuse to go up to the girl's apartment.
Oh,yeah Nice! What pose did you go with? I went with "I've got boobs.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in How I Met Your Mother S4 E9:
It's been 12 minutes! Drop it! You first! Ike,why are you pointing your gun at me?
Yeah,she might get her gun and shoot him.
Swearing 3 moments
How Swearing shows up in How I Met Your Mother S4 E9:
The tie alone Get out of here right now! Get out,you sick son of a bitch! Call me.
Man,ts whole "one-partner" thing sucks sometimes.
Crap! Here we go.
Slut-shaming 2 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in How I Met Your Mother S4 E9:
I call "slut!" Slut?! Oh?! Oh! Excuse me? I'm sorry,Robin,but you hooking up with this guy makes it seem like the only thing standing between you and sex is clothes.
" : Slut! I dot do it.
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