Content guide
Skip for under 13
How I Met Your Mother S4 E23, “As Fast as She Can”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. In his attempt to assuage his guilt for "ruining Ted's life," Tony, Stella's fiancé, insists on helping Ted find a job, but only manages to prove that no good deed goes unpunished. Meanwhile, Barney tries to prove he can get out of a speeding ticket.
Across the episode we counted 10 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (4); Violence & injury (2); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S4 E23:
A check so big, if you had sex with it, you wouldn't tell your buddies.
Let's get back together, and have way more sex.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S4 E23:
By the way, how's that girl you've been seeing? That super hot French chick with the big enormous boobs? Oh, you mean Claudette? She's fine.
Porn / strippers / sex work 4 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in How I Met Your Mother S4 E23:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
If I can talk a stripper into paying me for a lap dance, I think I can talk my way out of a ticket.
That's a line from a porno.
I've seen that porno.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in How I Met Your Mother S4 E23:
Ted, it kind of sounds like what this guy is asking you to design - It's a murder house.
It's totally a murder house.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S4 E23:
My mom marinates them in Belgian beer for two days.
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