Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
How I Met Your Mother S7 E14, “46 Minutes”, scores 2/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.
Across the episode we counted 17 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (8); Violence & injury (2); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S7 E14:
Mickey, since you got here, you've been nothing but judgmental and pushy and strangely obsessed with your adolescent sex life.
…and you find out Marshall's dead, and you're there for Lily emotionally at first, but then it becomes sexual, and you feel guilty, but maybe that guilt just makes it dirtier and better No, I won't let that happen.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S7 E14:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
She's just like old, less-good Lily, but instead of bossing us around, she shows us her boobs.
You want to touch my girlfriend's boobs? Wait-- Better Lily is dating this behemoth? Sound like anyone you know? That's New Marshall.
Hey! Got a little boob glitter on your eyebrow, Mac Daddy.
Porn / strippers / sex work 8 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in How I Met Your Mother S7 E14:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
Remember that amazing idea I had that one time? Let's go to a strip club.
Let's go to a strip club! TED: Well I'm going to miss them anywhere.
Hell, yeah! Yeah! I'm buying my man a lap dance, 'cause that's just how I do! Party like a rock star! (trailing off): Party like a rock star TED: Uh, hey, guys.
Now, put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with Barney! Wh-what? I'm allowed to miss them, okay? They're my two best friends.
- ANNOUNCER
Gentlemen, say hello to J-J-J-Jasmine! (Barney guffawing) Remember her? NARRATOR: So, a while back, we discovered the most amazing thing: Lily had a doppelganger who was a Russian stripper.
Barney, I don't need a lap dance.
- NARRATOR
…get impaled Lites Out! MICKEY: Brought to you by Aldrin Games! Well, judging from how many clients that hooker has serviced, I'd say we've been here almost an hour.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in How I Met Your Mother S7 E14:
Is that the lunatic that stabbed all those prison guards? We gotta hit that party! (quietly): I'll never find love.
We built Chip City Uh, uh! We built Chip City on all your dough Built Chip City Hit it! (high-pitched whine) You know Butterfly-knife.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S7 E14:
Look, I know I've been a little drunk and naive tonight, but here's what's gonna happen.
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