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How I Met Your Mother S8 E1, “1. Farhampton”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. Robin's anxiety on her wedding day to Barney prompts Ted to recount the time he insisted on leaving Victoria's jilted fiancé a note before they drove off into the sunset together.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 8 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (3); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (1); Alcohol & drugs (2); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E1:
We're totally not gonna go have sex in the kitchen, if that's what you're thinking.
You read it, you re-read it, you memorize it, you sleep with it, you sniff it because it still kind of smells like her, and then, finally you let it go tied to a…
…got a tramp stamp, not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning that as much as possible, I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus, we made up Robin and I started…
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E1:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
…Ted?" They went to dinner, he walked her home, shoulda kissed her, didn't-- lame-- so he stole a smurf penis, went back to her place, should've kissed her, didn't-- lame.
I already took off your bra.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E1:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
I mean, I have work friends, but I worked at a strip club and I know they'll just complain about any bridesmaid's dress that has a front, so Would you guys be my bridesmaids? I'd be honored.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E1:
We broke up, Robin dated Don, I dated Nora, cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora, Robin dated Kevin, but not for long, and then I met you and you took my…
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E1:
She rolls with the punches.
Swearing 1 moment
How Swearing shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E1:
And Robin, well Ah, got it! Man, that sum'bitch had been in there since breakfast! I think there's some in the fridge.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E1:
Oh! Hey, are you guys sure you can handle champagne? You haven't slept in like a week.
Barney's engaged?! Heck, this calls for some champagne.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E1:
…Robin, Ted and Robin broke up, Robin moved to Brazil, came back with a Latin stud, Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning that as much as possible, I hooked up with…
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