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Skip for under 13
How I Met Your Mother S8 E11, “The Final Page (1)”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. With Christmas fast approaching, Barney tells Ted that he plans on proposing to Patrice, which leads Ted to debate whether or not to tell Robin.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E11:
It just means that you're horny and you're easy.
I've had several of the same sexual partners as Henry Kissinger.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E11:
Put on edible underwear.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E11:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
Choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip club and get shot down on purpose.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E11:
Now, as we speak my wife is in a hotel room cheating on me with herself.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E11:
And before you murder us, you should know that we have a child.
What? M-Murder? I I wanted to give you a check.
I am so excited I could just cry and laugh and scream and just punch the wall over and over and over and over and over!
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E11:
You can do that by yourself? Pilates, bitch.
Twenty-four hours straight without that little bastard.
Enough with the damn music! Take it, Mommy.
Damn it, Patrice! That's my favorite spot in the city! Whoa.
So as your friend and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself I say to you from the heart get the hell out of this car.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E11:
Lily, are you drunk? What? I I'm on vacation.
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