Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
How I Met Your Mother S8 E18, “Weekend at Barney's”, scores 1/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. When Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney tries to help him land a new girl by using the infamous playbook Robin thought he had destroyed. Meanwhile, at a gallery opening where Lily hopes to make a good impression, Marshall ends up unintentionally getting noticed.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (5); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E18:
And I found one from a woman with the subject line, "big penis orgasms," so naturally, I smashed your plates, knifed your mattress, peed in your drawers, the whole nine, but…
And based on that, girls want to sleep with you.
I mean, no matter how no matter how great the sex was.
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E18:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Great, and then maybe later I could give you a different package-- my penis.
My penis, my penis, my penis! Hello.
Did you just unhook my bra? Shh.
Wha Did you just unhook my bra again? Jeanette, this is great.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E18:
What happened junior year? Egdud Ferhaki, that outgoing son of a bitch.
" "Weekend at Barney's Two!" Damn it, Barney! So, there's this big gallery opening tonight.
What the hell? I can't let you do this, Ted.
Ow, ow, ow! Damn it! You're strong.
Call me crazy, but I've got a feeling, from here on out, it's gonna be nothing but blue skies and What the hell is this?! Uh-oh.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E18:
Beach, booze and bodacious babes.
I found two wine glasses you didn't smash.
Would anyone like some wine? It's a nice Côtes du Rhône.
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