Content guide
Mild — okay from about 9+
Malcolm in the Middle S2 E13, “New Neighbors”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 9+. New neighbors, who turn out to be even more awful than Malcolm's family, move in next door; the Marlin Academy cadets prepare for a visit from Oliver North.
Across the episode we counted 7 flagged moments in 3 themes: Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (1); Alcohol & drugs (4). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Malcolm in the Middle S2 E13:
…spit on your hamburger? Do not worry Do you want to see something funny? Stop looking at him my mother's breasts!
…when you sleep is when Malcolm goes to spy Better be careful and pay attention Malcolm or see your underwear What do you do, where you learn that?
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Malcolm in the Middle S2 E13:
…drastic! No, Dad is just a dispute what this family needs A common enemy honorable skilled and join in a blood brotherhood Look, I'm saying is that before judging them We should look at ourselves ourselves.
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Malcolm in the Middle S2 E13:
This drunken master .
I was very nervous about visit of Colonel North I thought a drink could help That seven or eight means of whiskey.
…Oh, little monsters! Is teaching me to swim I can not believe after all what made us go Spangler was intoxicated and let Colonel planted if it was frightening how crawling on the floor Calling his mother .
…to call him "Oly" - Really? Do not you remember? They were joking and laughing like old friends drinking whiskey Much, much whiskey Clearly, if, right?
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