Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Modern Family S1 E24, “Family Portrait”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. Claire painstakingly plans for a new family portrait to be taken, but it seems like everything and everybody is working against her. Gloria and Manny go with Phil and Alex to a Lakers game* and end up having a very awkward moment on the jumbotron; Luke interviews Jay for a school project, and Cameron gets a gig as a wedding singer while Mitchell is home alone with Lily and a wayward pigeon.
Across the episode we counted 5 flagged moments in 3 themes: Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (2); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Modern Family S1 E24:
Where's my good underwear? The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? You make a nice living.
The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Manny's.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Modern Family S1 E24:
Not by blood.
Touch me and there will be blood.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Modern Family S1 E24:
Oh, red wine.
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