Content guide
Mild — okay from about 9+
Modern Family S4 E2, “2. Schooled”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 9+. The day has arrived for Phil and Claire to drop Haley off at college, which is a difficult moment for any parent, but it's made worse when they manage to really embarrass Haley. Meanwhile, Manny forces Jay and Gloria to take a baby class - they humor him and go, but end up being a bit of a disruption; and Mitch and Cam drop Lily off for the first day of kindergarten, but when she gets into a tussle with another little boy, they end up having a meeting with the boy's confrontational lesbian parents.
Across the episode we counted 10 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Nudity & bodies (1); Violence & injury (3); Alcohol & drugs (1); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Modern Family S4 E2:
Mm-hmm? In Haley's stuff, a box of condoms.
Those are not my condoms.
Like in the Venn diagram of sexual identity, you have gay men And straight men.
"Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Modern Family S4 E2:
Stop twisting my nipple.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Modern Family S4 E2:
That was a knife to the heart.
That's where we keep our gun collection, our abandoned refrigerator, and our chocolate-covered hypodermic needles.
Yeah, it's what makes me want to punch you in the neck right now.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Modern Family S4 E2:
Don't drink too much beer and shots of Tequila.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in Modern Family S4 E2:
Don't slut up your college.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.