Content guide
Mild — okay from about 9+
Modern Family S6 E14, “Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 9+. Valentine's Day is here again which means "Juliana" and "Clive" are back, however, things get worrisome when Claire starts sensing Phil may be more into Juliana than her! Elsewhere, Jay goes from feeling disappointed to scared when Gloria's visiting sister, Sonia, becomes a larger deterrence for a romantic evening with Gloria than he thought. And, Mitchell and Cameron get themselves in a very precarious situation with their good friend Anders.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (2); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Modern Family S6 E14:
Every Valentine's Day, Claire and I look forward to some naughty role-playing sexually adventurous cuckolder Juliana and Clive Bixby, speaker salesman by day spy by night.
I have been working on fixing my relationship with Sonia the whole week and because you think you're a sex machine, you have ruined everything.
But, by some cosmic miracle, there's a woman in that house that I still find as sexy and exciting as the first day I met her.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Modern Family S6 E14:
But she's not a murderer - Oh! - [Spoon Clatters.]
Swearing 2 moments
How Swearing shows up in Modern Family S6 E14:
It's much easier just to take the other bitch down.
I know only girls are supposed to care about Valentine's Day, but Ah, what am I crying about? We get paid more so what the hell? [Sighs.]
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Modern Family S6 E14:
I turn it on during cocktails, when I tend to forget she's even there.
A little champagne, and dinner will be ready in 10 minutes.
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