Content guide
Mild — okay from about 9+
Modern Family S6 E18, “Spring Break”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 9+. Spring break has Claire doing some spring cleaning, while Phil struggles with not being a spring chicken when Luke starts outperforming him at seemingly everything. Haley takes Alex to a music festival to take her mind off of colleges, and Gloria and Jay challenge one another to give up Spanish soap operas and cigars respectively. However, when Gloria accompanies Cameron to his faculty talent show, she projects the soapy drama she craves onto Cam's rivalry with Senor Kaplan, and Jay tags along with Mitchell to pick up Lily from camp so he can sneak a smoke.
Across the episode we counted 9 flagged moments in 4 themes: Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (3); Alcohol & drugs (2); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Modern Family S6 E18:
Based off the walk I just took side-boob is the new butt crack.
Is that a bra? You're not supposed to have girls up here.
Oh, really? How come an hour ago, I had a 16-year-old girl's bra in my hand? - Can we talk somewhere more private? - Mm-hmm.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Modern Family S6 E18:
And stab it with our marshmallow sticks.
Now on this one night, the night of the full moon what they call the "blood moon" Ooh! Okay, what was at this prison was a ghost the ghost of an old man with glowing red eyes who breathed fire! I'm bored.
Can we go to sleep early? I think you're forgetting about the blood moon.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Modern Family S6 E18:
Is there vodka in here? - If there is it's not doing anybody any good until I get it in there.
What do you mean, you didn't pour it down her throat? Did you get her drunk? Hey, you hacked her computer.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in Modern Family S6 E18:
You don't have the foot sensitivity of a tramp champ.
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