Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Modern Family S7 E1, “1. Summer Lovin'”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. In the Season 7 premiere, Haley tries to stop Andy from proposing to Beth, but the attempt does a number on their emotions. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria look at preschools for Joe, and are shocked by how competitive the process can be; and Cameron remains supportive of Mitchell's midlife career crisis, though he hatches a plan to get his husband's old job back when they start to run out of money.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Modern Family S7 E1:
I sleep with so many actresses and models who are into guys with jets and boats and ski houses, but I always wondered, wouldn't it be more satisfying to sleep with actresses and models who are into artists?
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Modern Family S7 E1:
I'd kill myself.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Modern Family S7 E1:
You know, I came here to talk you into coming back to the company, but you're the most at-peace son of a bitch I've ever met, and I hired the Dalai Lama for a pool party.
What the hell? I'll do it.
Damn it! Why am I not painting? Well, you're so busy running your company.
What the hell? Why are you so good? I don't know.
I got so pissed that I wrapped the club around a tree and drove the golf cart off the little bridge into the lake.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Modern Family S7 E1:
He looks like the kind of guy you want to have a beer with, you know? We have one educator for every four children -- I have a question.
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