Content guide
Mild — okay from about 9+
Modern Family S7 E3, “3. The Closet Case”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 9+. Haley convinces her mom to let Dylan move in, on a temporary basis, with her dad's help, but Phil has second thoughts when he sees just what living together means. Meanwhile, Mitchell gets a consulting job with Jay's biggest rival; and Manny has a girl problem at school, but Gloria and Cameron are at odds over how he should handle it.
Across the episode we counted 6 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Modern Family S7 E3:
Just go sleep with Haley.
"Sexy Manny"? I hope there's a number to a good therapist in here.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Modern Family S7 E3:
There's room for another knife in my back.
Swearing 3 moments
How Swearing shows up in Modern Family S7 E3:
Son of that son of a bitch Jay Pritchett? Reporting for duty.
What the hell? You can stay.
The hell you are! Get! Get! [ Both grunting .]
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.