Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Modern Family S10 E18, “Stand By Your Man”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. Dylan and Luke are really impressed with Bill's tales of heroism and survival as a firefighter, which make Phil feel emasculated. To impress the guys, he invites them over for a little male-bonding moment that goes terribly wrong.
Across the episode we counted 10 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (4); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Modern Family S10 E18:
No, I didn't mean it in a sexy way.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Modern Family S10 E18:
I can't believe I'm saying this, but you might be weirder than the knife guy.
" "Delicious"? If my dad heard me say that, he'd have punched me, and I'd have been grateful.
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in Modern Family S10 E18:
What do you mean "if"? It's gotta be good news, right? I mean I mean, it shouldn't take this long for a "yes" Are they calling to say "no"? Are these sons of bitches rejecting me?
People buy all sorts of crap on there.
Ever I love the way you don't give a damn.
You don't care who you piss off or what anyone thinks of you.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Modern Family S10 E18:
slot Exactly when people are drunk enough to make bad decisions, but not so drunk they can't read the back of their credit cards.
Cowboy emcee: All right, folks, - we're about to kick off the beer relay! - [Cheering.]
Beer relay! Come on, team! - I'm sorry, guys.
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