Content guide
Mild — okay from about 9+
Modern Family S11 E9, “9. The Last Christmas”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 9+. Cameron is hoping to keep everyone happy for their annual Christmas dinner as he hides and prepares for his big interview for a head coaching position out of state. Meanwhile, Haley is excited to finally be reunited with wine; and Mitchell is suspicious of Cam's holiday trip to visit his family in Missouri.
Across the episode we counted 10 flagged moments in 3 themes: Nudity & bodies (1); Alcohol & drugs (8); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Modern Family S11 E9:
So, who's going to get me a drink? Mama's done breast-feeding.
Alcohol & drugs 8 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Modern Family S11 E9:
It's my grandma's 100-year-old recipe, except I use cayenne pepper instead of cocaine.
These babies are all mine again, and I'm ready to fill 'em up with wine.
Your parents? The people whose idea of fancy is dropping a Certs into a jar of schnapps? I'll have you know that Grandma's Mint Rockets are the cocktail of choice at the governor's mansion.
Manny, would you care for a champagne cocktail? Please.
I do love champagne.
Bring the wine.
What would he do for work? Prosecute Otis, the town drunk? Excuse me.
I'm just drunk and upset.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in Modern Family S11 E9:
And why are you digging through my suitcase? - Uh - CLAIRE: Hey, Dad? Are you just gonna stand there while your wife calls me a tramp? I feel this is a risky time to weigh in.
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