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Parks and Recreation S5 E10, “Two Parties”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. Ann throws a bachelorette party for Leslie but her plans are derailed when Councilman Jamm interferes. Chris throws a game night at Ben's but things take a turn when he realizes none of the guys ever had their own bachelor parties.
Across the episode we counted 20 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (3); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (2); Alcohol & drugs (6); Racism & slurs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Parks and Recreation S5 E10:
I want to see the Colts beat the Patriots 49 to nothing, then I yell at Tom Brady and make him cry, then I hook up with Dave Matthews, and we play golden tee for ten hours.
I know for a fact this is a sex dream you've had.
I did watch the three-way sex scene from Wild Things a few times the night before, but it didn't really count.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Parks and Recreation S5 E10:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
We've got dancing, Jell-o shots, private karaoke, and anything that can be penis-shaped will be penis-shaped.
Having fun? Well, four years of work down the drain, and I have a penis on my head.
Blonde hair, big breasts, long legs.
Porn / strippers / sex work 3 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Parks and Recreation S5 E10:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
Now, I know you said no strippers 'cause they make you sad.
Boom! Oh, Donna just ripped off a stripper's underwear with her teeth.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Parks and Recreation S5 E10:
We can't do anything until the Indian Affairs Commission weighs in.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Parks and Recreation S5 E10:
But historically, Pawnee's relationship with the Wamapoke has been more Murder-y.
Is this gonna be one of those cool bachelorette parties where things get out of control and we murder someone, and then we all have to take a blood oath to never reveal our secret? No.
Alcohol & drugs 6 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Parks and Recreation S5 E10:
I'll have a whiskey.
I'm not a big bachelor party kind of guy, so when the guys asked me what my perfect night would be, I told them the truth-- beer and board games.
I ordered a beer.
It's a whiskey-infused lotion.
Can I ask if this entire establishment is a practical joke of some kind? If you don't like the Scotch, they have a vodka that's served in the form of a flash of light.
But you can make wine in your toilet and fight people, which is a super-cool way to live.
Racism & slurs 1 moment
How Racism & slurs shows up in Parks and Recreation S5 E10:
Would you like some water? Water? Like fire water? That's racist, and I do not appreciate it.
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