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Skip for under 14
Rick and Morty S3 E5, “5. The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Rick takes Jerry on a sympathy adventure to a resort where everyone is immortal when there, and Jerry meets some old acquaintances of Rick's who want payback.
Across the episode we counted 20 flagged moments in 4 themes: Nudity & bodies (5); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Violence & injury (4); Swearing (9). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Rick and Morty S3 E5:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
I mean, I've wondered about having a vagina.
You're asking me to lure Rick to his death? I'm only asking you to go on a ride with Rick, get off the ride without Rick, and go home to your family, where you can wonder about having a vagina.
Boob-ya! And that's when Malakai the Squid came, rips off his face, and beneath it is my face.
Hey, Jerry, triple trunks here says he knows a place where the ladies drop panties for anyone bi-pedal.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Rick and Morty S3 E5:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
" Oh, yeah, Ethan? What do you have in common with Tricia Lange? A mutual love of French cinema? The belief that a carbon tax is the only viable solution to climate change? Or could it be her massive stripper titties?!
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Rick and Morty S3 E5:
It's It's no time to be thinking about who did or didn't play a role in your attempted murder.
I'll leave out the part where you tried to murder me And I'll leave out the part where you admitted to sabotaging our marriage.
But there comes a time in every man's life when he must choose the foundation on which his legacy will be built One of compromise or one of blood.
That would be called a knife, Jerry.
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in Rick and Morty S3 E5:
I mean, you never made me the pants, so So, you thought I was gonna drive you into the middle of the galaxy and shove you into the vacuum of space with your dick hanging out?
Jeff Goldblum? What the are you talking about, Jerry? Jesus! Holy shit! Yo, what's up, "Big Chill"?! Don't go into the telepod! Hey, maybe we would have fun on a fake adventure.
That's what I thought, bitch.
I have shit on my ass.
I'm starting to believe you because I just finished merging with your essence for an endless epoch, and I'm already back to thinking you're an asshole.
What was that? Summer! I'm coming, Summer! What the hell happened?! How do we get her back to normal?! I don't know, man! This thing is pretty complicated.
No, no, this sucks.
Morty! Don't "Morty" me! I tricked Rick into taking Dad on an adventure because I thought I could get a break from this kind of but no! Like father, like damn daughter!
God damn it! Go ahead.
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