Content guide
Mild — okay from about 10+
Seinfeld S2 E9, “The Phone Message”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 10+. George regrets not going upstairs for "coffee" after a date, and proceeds to leave his girlfriend a series of increasingly embarrassing phone messages. Meanwhile, Jerry and his girlfriend argue over the comedic value of a TV commercial.
Across the episode we counted 2 flagged moments in 2 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S2 E9:
- George
She invited me up. Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S2 E9:
- underwear. My goal is to have over three hundred and sixty pair. That way, I
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