Content guide
Mild — okay from about 10+
Seinfeld S3 E1, “The Note”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 10+. Jerry and George's massages end up being more pain than pleasure when Jerry has a misunderstanding with the masseusse and George gets his massage from a man. Jerry and George get Jerry's dentist friend into trouble when they ask him for doctor's notes for physical therapy. Meanwhile, Kramer is convinced he's seen Joe DiMaggio in a neighbourhood donut shop.
Across the episode we counted 2 flagged moments in 1 themes: Sex & hookups (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S3 E1:
- Elaine
No, it could get sexual.
- George
I know. That's the point. If it's gonna get sexual, it should get sexual with you.
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