Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Seinfeld S3 E9, “The Nose Job”, scores 1/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the "sex is great" but not anything else. George is dating a woman with a big nose, Kramer tells her it like it is and she gets a nose job; however, there is a complication. Kramer gets Elaine to help him retrieve the jacket.
Across the episode we counted 7 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (4); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S3 E9:
- scenes with her, and I do it because I'm so addicted to the sex, I'm helpless,
- Jerry
I'll tell you, the sex... I mean, I was like an animal. I mean it was
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S3 E9:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.
- with a similarly visible Jerry's penis.
- Landlord
The woman used to walk around here half naked, sucking Colt 45 from a
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Seinfeld S3 E9:
- Kramer. Nasty woman, many a night I had to throw her out on the street, drunken
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