Content guide
Mild — okay from about 10+
Seinfeld S3 E13, “The Subway”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 10+. Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway. George meets a beautiful woman who distracts him from his intended destination, a job interview. Jerry falls asleep and then wakes up across from a fat naked man. Elaine's train stops in the middle of a tunnel on her way to be best man at a lesbian wedding. Kramer overhears a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay $600 in traffic violations.
Across the episode we counted 6 flagged moments in 4 themes: Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (1); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S3 E13:
- Naked man............................. Ernie Sabella
- *Jerry wakes up and looks to guy opposite to him. The fat guy is naked and
- her bra and panties. She didn't look anything like you, she was really
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S3 E13:
- Blind violin player puts a gun to the thug's head and says: "Freeze,
Swearing 1 moment
How Swearing shows up in Seinfeld S3 E13:
- trapped in a room with bib overalls and pigtails, been counseled by Dick
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Seinfeld S3 E13:
- Women
I wasted my whole morning with you for eight dollars?
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