Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Seinfeld S3 E32, “The Suicide”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. Elaine needs to fast before an x-ray, so she tries stuffing herself three days before the test. After his neighbor Martin tries suicide, Jerry is hit on by his girlfriend, Gina, while at the hospital. A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation to the Cayman Islands, but never can tell George why. Jerry becomes worried when Newman (a friend of Martins) sees him with Gina. Elaine starts hallucinating from hunger. Everything hinges on a Drake's coffee cake.
Across the episode we counted 7 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (2); Suicide & self-harm (3); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S3 E32:
- JERRY
Boy she’s sexy isn’t she?
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S3 E32:
- KRAMER
Not only that but at the hotel they opened up this area on the beach for nude bathing and all of the Sports Illustrated models went down there.
- KRAMER
We played Backgammon in the nude.
Suicide & self-harm 3 moments
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Seinfeld S3 E32:
The thing I don’t understand about the suicide person is the people
who try and commit suicide for some reason they don’t die and that’s
- GEORGE
It’s Martine. I think he’s dying. He tried to kill himself with pills.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Seinfeld S3 E32:
- ELAINE
And there it was, mountains of duck. And not fatty duck either, but juicy tender breasts of duck.
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