Content guide
Mild — okay from about 10+
Seinfeld S4 E12, “The Airport”, scores 2/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 10+. Jerry and Elaine fly back to New York. Jerry travels on first class while Elaine on coach. George and Kramer run into trouble while trying to arrive on time to pick up Jerry and Elaine at the airport.
Across the episode we counted 4 flagged moments in 4 themes: Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (1); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S4 E12:
- Tia
So, he says, ``squeeze your breasts together'', and I say, ``I thought this was an ad for shoes''...
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Seinfeld S4 E12:
- the radio doesn't work... and it smells like a cheap hooker...
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S4 E12:
- *Finally*, a ZZ Top reject comes out of the bathroom and, to paraphrase Jerry in "The Smelly Car": ``I open the door, like a *punch* in the *face*, the stench hits me--''.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Seinfeld S4 E12:
- Or, if you prefer something lighter, a poached Dover sole in a delicate white wine sauce with just a *hint* of saffron.
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