Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Seinfeld S4 E45, “The Wallet”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. Jerry is asked to explain to his parents why he does not wear the watch they gave him. Morty Seinfeld thinks his wallet to have been stolen from him at his doctor's appointment.
Across the episode we counted 6 flagged moments in 2 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Violence & injury (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S4 E45:
- MORTY
Well, if he fixes my back I'll be happy. . . . (back to the form) Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease? That's IT! . . . Here, you got my name, you got my address. That's enough.
- DR. RESTON
You mean sexually?
- DR. RESTON
Elaine, do you remember your dream where you have a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S4 E45:
- MORTY
George is right. Those people will try to get away with murder. Believe me. They're all crooks.
- JERRY
Where did I take it? Where Did I Take It? (stabbing with knife) Um, to that place on, uh Columbus and uh, 85th. Okay?
- KRAMER
Federal Express? Of course. It's the oldest trick in the book. You know it might not be a burglar it might be a murderer.
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