Content guide
Mild — okay from about 10+
Seinfeld S4 E59, “The Implant”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 10+. Jerry insists that his new girlfriend has implants. But she keeps insisting that they're "real and spectacular". The mystery goes even deeper when Elaine meets her in the sauna and trips and lands on her breasts.
Across the episode we counted 9 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (6); Violence & injury (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S4 E59:
- JERRY (mimics smoking an "after sex cigarette"): Tremendous workout.
Nudity & bodies 6 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S4 E59:
- ELAINE
I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
- JERRY
A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs. Have you ever seen her naked in the locker room?
- JERRY
Oh, well, then I can't accept your testimony. Maybe if you had seen her naked.
- JERRY
Hey. You know, I do kinda wonder what fake breast feel like.
- JERRY
Oh, what do you know, you have no breast touching experience.
- JERRY
Anyway, touching two breasts doesn't make you an expert.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S4 E59:
- New scene - George and Betsy at Betsy's apartment. George tries to make it to the right-hand side of the couch, but Betsy beats him to it.
- SIDRA
I don't know what I'm doing here, I must be crazy. <Moves to the couch and sits on the left side. Jerry tries to run over and beat her to it, but doesn't make it. He sits down on the right side.>
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