Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Seinfeld S5 E12, “The Stall”, scores 1/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Jerry's new girlfriend and Elaine have an argument at the toilet, unaware of each other's identities. Jerry finds himself in an awkward position, as both parties claim their right on the matter, as well as trying to avoid confrontation between the two.
Across the episode we counted 6 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (3); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S5 E12:
- you know, I think George has a non sexual crush on him
- selling sexual pleasure over the phone?
Porn / strippers / sex work 3 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Seinfeld S5 E12:
- Porn / adult-channel plot is part of this episode.
- Jerry, I'm telling you, this phone sex thing is hilarious, like this woman
- oh you think she's Erika, the phone sex woman
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Seinfeld S5 E12:
- yeah I sang 99 bottles of beer on the wall
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