Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Seinfeld S5 E67, “The Glasses”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. George loses his glasses at the health club.
Across the episode we counted 5 flagged moments in 2 themes: Violence & injury (1); Swearing (4). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S5 E67:
- ELAINE
Listen, Jerry, you just catch up with me okay? You can just follow the trail of blood.
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in Seinfeld S5 E67:
- GEORGE
Yeah. Boy these really do pinch. I tell you, if I ever find the son of a bitch that stole my glasses...
- JERRY
I don't know what to believe! You're eating unions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on.
- BLIND MAN
Where the hell are we going?
- GEORGE
He's getting on a bus, damn! (To the blind man:) Those are nice glasses.
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