Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Seinfeld S6 E9, “The Secretary”, scores 1/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. George gets a secretary, saying he will go for efficiency and smarts rather than beauty. He hires a librarian-esque woman, only to find himself falling in love with her.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (1); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S6 E9:
- Jerry
So you're so grateful to have sex, that you'll just shout out
- Jerry
Maybe you could have sex with her again and then take it back.
- “dish” and the sure fire sexual-harassment suit.
- Jerry
So you're having sex and then all of a sudden, you just blurt out
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S6 E9:
- just to get a glimpse of you in a bra. I’m terribly sorry. (both
- Ade
Ah no no no no no. A better way to reach the bra would be to undo
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S6 E9:
- of the specials too, you know. The veil is lightly slapped, and then
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Seinfeld S6 E9:
- sequestered in a one-bedroom suite with a white wine intravenous.
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