The Kiss Hello
🎞️ S6 E103 ✅ All clear

Seinfeld

Is Seinfeld S6 E103 OK for kids?

The Kiss Hello

Kramer tries to create a Utopian society when he puts up pictures of all the residents of his and Jerry's building. Jerry doesn't mind until the women of the building want to be greeted with a kiss. After Jerry objects to kissing hello, he's vilified and nearly kicked out of the building. Meanwhile, Elaine's friend who is a chiropractor skips out on George's appointment and goes skiing instead, and they have a hard time telling her about her dated hairdo.

📺 Where to watch

Netflix, HBO or Disney+ — catalogs differ by country.

🛒 Where to buy

Digital seasons or a box set to keep.

Content guide

👊 Violence
💋 Sex
🙊 Language
⭐ Overall

Mild — okay from about 10+

Seinfeld S6 E103, “The Kiss Hello”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 10+. Kramer tries to create a Utopian society when he puts up pictures of all the residents of his and Jerry's building. Jerry doesn't mind until the women of the building want to be greeted with a kiss. After Jerry objects to kissing hello, he's vilified and nearly kicked out of the building. Meanwhile, Elaine's friend who is a chiropractor skips out on George's appointment and goes skiing instead, and they have a hard time telling her about her dated hairdo.

Across the episode we counted 5 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (1); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.

Watch for — every moment, theme by theme

Sex & hookups 1 moment

How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S6 E103:

  • JERRY Well, you know, frankly, outside of a sexual relationship, I

Nudity & bodies 1 moment

How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S6 E103:

  • you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part

Affairs / cheating 1 moment

How Affairs / cheating shows up in Seinfeld S6 E103:

  • RECEPTIONIST She had some personal affair she had to attend to. I left

Violence & injury 1 moment

How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S6 E103:

  • ELAINE (slapping George on the arm) What did you do that for?

Alcohol & drugs 1 moment

How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Seinfeld S6 E103:

  • GUY I'll go get some more beer.

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