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Seinfeld S7 E119, “The Sponge”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. After learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for their sponge-worthiness.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 1 themes: Sex & hookups (8). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
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Sex & hookups 8 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S7 E119:
- JERRY
I mean, I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire.
- SUSAN
Well, I don't see why you just can't use condoms.
- GEORGE
Oh, no, no...condoms are for single men. The day that we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever.
- GEORGE
No, no...I hate the condom.
- New scene - George and Susan in bed. We see George's hands struggling to open a condom wrapper.
- JERRY
How's the...sexual chemistry?
- GEORGE
Elaine...let me just explain something to you. See, this is not just a weekend routine...I'm on the verge of make-up sex here. You know about make-up sex?
- ELAINE
Oh yeah, I know all about make-up sex, and I'm really sorry. <Shoves George into the hallway and closes the door. George blocks the door with his foot.>
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