Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Seinfeld S7 E18, “The Friars Club”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. Jerry has a hard time getting membership in the Friar's Club when the Flying Santos Brothers take his jacket during a show. Meanwhile, Elaine suspects that a new co-worker (Rob Schnieder) is faking a hearing disorder to get out of doing work.
Across the episode we counted 12 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (4); Swearing (4). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S7 E18:
- ELAINE
...so much. You're so damn...sexy.
- ELAINE
(sexy) Ohh. I'm starting to unbutton.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S7 E18:
- Jerry returns, wearing a blazer, with a crest on the breast pocket.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Seinfeld S7 E18:
- good fellow, to Bob Grossberg, who's joining us from Business Affairs.
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S7 E18:
- in a SACK!! I think she drugged me, but she's a murderer and I'm calling the
- DETECTIVE
You're under arrest for the attempted murder of Cosmo Kramer.
- me for attempted murder.
- George pushes open the door and enters, still ebullient. He punches the air
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in Seinfeld S7 E18:
- jacket and carefully slips it over her ear. Elaine cocks her head on one
- ELAINE
(whispers) Poor bastard.
- (frustrated) Where the hell is that jacket?
- PAT
Hey, Jerry. What the hell went wrong? What's the matter with you? Are
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