Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Seinfeld S8 E139, “The Package”, scores 1/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. A mysterious package arrives for Jerry. Elaine is curious about what the doctors are writing in her records. George tries to hit on the cute girl at the "One Hour Photo" place.
Across the episode we counted 5 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Affairs / cheating (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S8 E139:
- Jerry
Why because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys .
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S8 E139:
- George
Oh yeah the nipple . But besides that . How did you feel about
- Elaine
Oh yeah . In fact I like the picture so much I cropped out the nipple
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Seinfeld S8 E139:
- mail order pornography ring .As does this one found in the same disturbing
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Seinfeld S8 E139:
- Newman
Not so fast pretty boy . There is more to this sordid little affair .
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