Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Seinfeld S8 E144, “The Andrea Doria”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. A survivor of a shipwreck beats George out of an apartment, so George decides to tell the landlords the tragedies of his life in hopes of getting it back based on pity.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 2 themes: Nudity & bodies (1); Violence & injury (7). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S8 E144:
- GEORGE
I was handcuffed to the bed.. In my underwear, (Sighs) where I remained.. (Scene cuts to another story) She was attractive.. She was, also, infact, a
Violence & injury 7 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S8 E144:
- WAITER
An Alan Mercer called for you. He said he's sorry, but he won't be able to make it tonight. (Pause) He's been stabbed.
- ELAINE
(Shocked) Stabbed?!
- on by the stabbing) I mean, to be stab-worthy.. You know, it's.. kind of a compliment.
- ELAINE
(Leans in close) Between you and me, what happened there with the stabbing?
- ELAINE
I love shrimp! (Waves her knife around as she's talking) I'm a shrimp eater. You put shrimp infront of me, (Waves her knife along with her hand gestures.
- Alan is getting edgy about it, and even more so with every wave) and I will eat it until my stomach pops! (Notices Alan's unsettled) Oh.. (Puts the knife down)
- WOMAN
Please! Get help! There's a crazy big-headed woman beating up some guy! Tell the police "The Old Mill Restaurant". Hurry!
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