Squidward's School for Grown-Ups

SpongeBob SquarePants S9 E3, “Squidward's School for Grown-Ups”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 1/5 — Usually fine — about 6+. When Patrick suddenly grows a very grown-up beard, he decides it's time to act like a grown-up and perhaps Squiward is the perfect squid to help him. But can it be done without leaving SpongeBob heartbroken?

Across the episode we counted 1 flagged moments in 1 themes: Sex & hookups (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.